The Sprinkler Spat
Amhurst, NY
A Noel Drive resident complained that the neighbor’s sprinkler was on and was getting her driveway wet. She didn’t want to wait for police but wanted them to tell the neighbor to move the sprinkler. When police arrived neither party was home, the sprinkler was on but the water wasn’t hitting the driveway in question.
Found in the Amhurst Bee
September 11th, 2007 at 4:25 am
Jeezo-Freakin-Pete! How big of a whiny-butt can you possibly be? Unless the driveway is made of dissolving concrete, there’s really no excuse.
September 11th, 2007 at 8:06 am
Her and the nasty ball lady would make an exciting neighbor hood if they next to each other lol
September 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Sounds like it might have taken the police a while to get there. Perhaps they should have checked the back yard of the complainer to make sure none of the neighbors had killed her out of irritation (which could probably be presented in court as justifiable homicide).
September 11th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
When police arrived, the women in question were engaged in a cat fight. After calling several other officers for back-up the situation was brought under control when Officer Snigletts soaked the fighting women down with the garden hose.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
There must be one of those types in almost every neighborhood and unluckily I have one of those types right next door to me.