Someone Stole My Turkey!
Fergus Falls, MN
A Deer Creek woman called the Otter Tail County Sheriff’s Department last Wednesday reporting that her turkey was stolen.
The woman told dispatchers that she needed the turkey for Thanksgiving and that she wanted deputy to get it back to her. The department said it handled the matter.
Found in the Fergus Falls Daily Journal
November 29th, 2005 at 4:43 pm
I fell sorry but that was stupid, Get new turkey
November 29th, 2005 at 10:24 pm
the REAL question is whether or not her turkey was alive or not. Because then - wouldn’t that qualify as creulty?
November 29th, 2005 at 11:23 pm
did the dept. find her bird or buy her a new one? scam maybe?did she thank them for doing a thankless job? THANK YOU TO ALL YOU PUBLIC SERVENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2005 at 7:51 pm
This story went to the birds
November 30th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
the turky was stolen by the rapper “birdman”.