The FTD Felon
Newport, CA
A resident reported a suspect broke into her home in the 2200 block of Margaret Drive Saturday through a skylight. The suspect reportedly placed flowers throughout the house and wrote three notes to the resident
The suspect left with a kitchen window screen worth $50.
Found in the Orange County Register
September 25th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Roses are red violets are blue,
I broke through your skylight,
To give these flowers to you.
P.S. Thanks for the screen it should fit my window perfect!
P.S.S. I’ll be back!
September 25th, 2007 at 5:25 am
My advice- buy a shotgun and a surveillance system…
September 25th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Creeping the beejeesus out of someone is a real good way to win her affection. Stealing her screen is just a good way to piss her off.