Sticky Fingers
Brook Park, OH
A frequent customer stole a latex vagina from Rocky Entertainment Emporium on Brookpark Road.
The clerk recognized the customer and went into the back of the store, not suspecting he would take anything. The alarm sounded and the man was gone. Surveillance footage confirmed he had stolen the merchandise.
Found in the News Sun

September 25th, 2007 at 12:15 am
No one will give him any vagina, so he figured he would take one! Even though it was fake, it is still a crime but only petty theft instead of rape.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Just because you see the same perv every day doesn’t mean you can trust him, dude…
September 25th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Good point, Mike
September 25th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Some people will steal anything……
September 26th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Still cheaper and less trouble that a real vagina.