How About An “At-Home Shoplifter Test?”
Erie County, NY
A white male with gray hair filled two plastic bags with various merchandise at Rite-Aid on Seneca Street and fled without paying. The stolen merchandise included skin care products, an electric razor, two at-home cocaine drug tests, two bottles of Advil and 11 packages of razor blades.
Found in the Bee News Blotter

September 26th, 2007 at 4:20 am
why razor blades with an ELECTRIC razor? just askin…
September 26th, 2007 at 5:48 am
Maybe he’s starting an in-home discount store?
September 26th, 2007 at 9:33 am
For those hard to reach bikini line areas oldewave
September 26th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
if the drug tests turn out negative, he can try harder!
October 10th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Maybe he was broke and needed to shave all his hair off and then test himself before he went to a job interview. And the skin care was for that special area razor burn and the headache he would get twisting himself into weird positions to shave everything.