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How About An “At-Home Shoplifter Test?”

Erie County, NY
A white male with gray hair filled two plastic bags with various merchandise at Rite-Aid on Seneca Street and fled without paying. The stolen merchandise included skin care products, an electric razor, two at-home cocaine drug tests, two bottles of Advil and 11 packages of razor blades.

Found in the Bee News Blotter

5 Responses to “How About An “At-Home Shoplifter Test?””

  1. oldewave Says:

    why razor blades with an ELECTRIC razor? just askin…

  2. mike sawyer Says:

    Maybe he’s starting an in-home discount store?

  3. keeglet Says:

    For those hard to reach bikini line areas oldewave ;)

  4. FORD Says:

    if the drug tests turn out negative, he can try harder!

  5. Amish Says:

    Maybe he was broke and needed to shave all his hair off and then test himself before he went to a job interview. And the skin care was for that special area razor burn and the headache he would get twisting himself into weird positions to shave everything.

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