Ineffective Wife Hunting
Atlanta, GA
At the intersection of Metropolitan Parkway and Ralph David Abernathy Boulevard, a 19-year-old woman said a man in a red pickup truck pressed his exposed penis against the driver’s side window of his car. She said she drove away — and the pickup truck followed her. She said at each traffic light, the man exposed himself. She found two Clark Atlanta University police officers and they stopped him.
An Atlanta Police Department officer interviewed the man, a 33-year-old from Roswell who was wearing spandex tights. The woman said he pulled down the spandex each time to expose himself. The man’s pants were on the seat next to him. The officer asked: “Did you show your penis to this woman?” The man replied that he showed his leg to her only because he heard American women like legs. Also, he said he only followed her because he needs a wife. He was arrested for indecent exposure.
Found in Creative Loafing
October 1st, 2007 at 3:23 am
He must have been pretty big to press it against his window. I don’t see how that would have worked, unless he got in a really awkward position.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:28 am
This story is all kinds or weird in regard to contortions he had to go through and still drive his car. And what the hell country is this guy from that he would ever think this behavior was going to be accepted as normal under any circumstances? He wanted a wife. Hey buddy, try match.com or the local bar.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:12 am
What a charmer…….
October 10th, 2007 at 5:06 am
Real Weiner!