The Jehovah’s Witness
Rio Grande, NM
1:06 p.m. - A Guachupange caller said a man came to her door pretending to be a Jehovah’s witness, entered the house and asked her if she wanted to do a line (of cocaine). As he was leaving he told her he would be coming back and she could perform oral sex on him. She said he left in a tan colored Chevy Trailblazer headed into Española. Officers were advised.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
October 8th, 2007 at 4:41 am
Jehovah’s Witnesses offering blow for a blow job? Good thing I always pretend to be Jewish when they come to my door.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:39 am
He must have imbibed in a little of the coke prior to knocking on her door.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:40 am
But at least he was willing to share.
Also it was real nice of him to giver her permission to perform oral sex on him later. So thoughtful.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
She should’ve known he wasn’t for real if he didn’t try to give her a copy of the “Watchtower”.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
He was probably using the Watchtower to hold the line as he snorted it.
October 10th, 2007 at 4:43 am
Let’s just hope it wasn’t Jerry Seinfeld.
December 9th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
99% of the world has rejected the teachings of the Watchtower Jehovah’s Witnesses as a ‘joke’ but the darker truth is they are a destructive and oppressive organization.-Danny Haszard