The Mail Must Get Through!
Mukilteo, WA
A party called and requested an officer escort him to his mailbox in the apartment complex. The party said that he wanted the police there to keep the peace and avoid problems with the management. The party was advised that he could call 911 if a disturbance arose while he was getting his mail.
Found in the Mukilteo Beacon

October 10th, 2007 at 4:36 am
I went to get my mail and the mail lady scratched my eyes out, and the cable guy beat me up because I didn’t pay the bill, and then the gas guy slapped me around because I didn’t pay that either, and then the lady at the phone company kicked me in the nuts cuz I called her a bitch, and I didn’t pay the rent and now I think they are gonna rough me up and give me an eviction notice.