The Mug In My Pants
Goleta Valley, CA
With pants unfastened, a young man weaving in and out of oncoming traffic in Isla Vista struggled to keep his trousers up. Noting his inability to belt his trousers, deputies contacted the 19-year-old after midnight in the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive.
Upon questioning, he dropped his drawers to the ground and pulled a beer mug he’d been concealing out of his pant leg.
When asked how much alcohol he’d consumed, the Vacaville resident replied, “I’ve had quite a bit.â€
After assisting the man in fastening his pants, officers arrested him for public intoxication and transported him to jail.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

October 14th, 2007 at 8:33 am
I could imagine this guy in cartoonish fashion wobbling around in oncoming traffic would only be comical if he was constantly losing his pants.