Ouija, My Outer Space Friend
Seven Hills, OH
An East Parkhaven Drive resident called police just after 1 p.m. Oct. 5 to report that an elderly woman was driving in a maroon car and appeared to be in need of assistance.
When police arrived on scene, they saw the woman in the maroon car and the caller following in another car. An officer pulled in front of the woman stopping her from proceeding.
The 95-year-old Garfield Heights woman said she was trying to get away from the man that was following her and she was taking “Richard” to Hillside Road. However there was no other person in the vehicle.
The caller told police that he noticed the woman sitting in front of his home and she seemed to be having a problem.
He went to see if she needed help and noticed that the woman was using a Ouija board. She drove away and he called police.
According to the woman, “Richard” is the Ouija board and he is from outer space.
A Seven Hills Fire Department rescue squad was called and the elderly woman was taken to Parma Community General Hospital for evaluation.
Found in the Parma Sun Post

October 15th, 2007 at 10:48 am
How sad….
October 15th, 2007 at 11:09 am
wow! all that WITHOUT drugs… lucky woman
October 15th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
That is sad, and Richard is a Dick!
October 16th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
So, is the point of this story the belief on the part of the authorities that her Ouija board is not from outter space? How do they know? Before they can evaluate her, I think they should have to prove that it’s not.