The Secret to Free Cable
Atlanta, GA
A female officer was working undercover on Memorial Drive. A man got out of a Comcast truck and approached her, she reported. According to the undercover officer, the man offered to give her free DSL, cable and Internet, plus $40, in exchange for “head” and “pussy.” The man, age 22, was arrested for soliciting illegal sex. He was wearing a uniform, she noted.
Found in Creative Loafing
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 am
Now there’s a new twist on the term “hooking up”
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:36 am
I guess that would be a ‘No’ then, huh?
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Of all the people he could’ve approached, he got an undercover cop?
Not likely. She came on to him in some way…..
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
No Sylvia, the funny thing is the undercover cops are the easiest to spot. Here in my hometown, if I see a chick out hustling on the side of the road in the afternoon, I know immediately she’s either strung out bad or a cop. Trouble for some poor sucker either way…
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Ritch? Your dressing as a cable guy again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, and damn I wish i would have thought of that——shhhhheeeesssshhhh.
October 24th, 2007 at 2:28 am
Ok if you don’t want the money and/or the cable deal then I guess a BJ is still completely out of the question? lol