Drunk People Say The Funniest Things
Goleta Valley, CA
“Get me out of here,†begged the USC student arrested in Isla Vista for public intoxication, “I’ll pay you 100 bucks, just get me out of here.â€
Deputies apprehended the guy on Del Playa Drive after finding him stumbling alone after midnight. Lost and confused, the visitor thought he was on “27th Street,†he told deputies. He also thought he was born in “1817.â€
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Asking complete strangers to help him find his way home, an intoxicated male was contacted by deputies at 1 a.m. as he wandered aimlessly near the intersection of El Embarcadero and Sabado Tarde in Isla Vista.
“I’m just trying to find my home,†argued the 19-year-old.
During his booking for public intoxication, the subject told deputies he was 8 feet tall.
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A 72-year-old man had to be carried to a patrol vehicle after his arrest for public intoxication. The Santa Maria resident, intoxicated and belligerent, was removed from an Amtrak train after lying down, blocking the aisle and refusing to move.
Due to his high level of intoxication, an ambulance was called to the scene to transport the man to the hospital for treatment. Deputies re-contacted the offensive man at the hospital, citing him for public intoxication. His response, according to the report, was to tell the deputies to go “piss on a rope.â€
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
October 24th, 2007 at 2:17 am
I have noticed that drunk people in movies say or do funny stuff and this article makes it somewhat surreal.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:18 am
In the movies it’s funny Amish, in real life it’s just kinda pathetic. Really weird with the “go piss on a rope†thing. I swear I wrote my response to the “Remorseful Pincher” entry before I even saw this one…
October 24th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
How do you ‘treat’ someone for extreme intoxication? Filter their blood? If so, I bet we could sell that in a ‘home’ version.
On a side note, I kind of admire that old dude’s ‘pluck’. This is post treatment so I assume he was fairly sober when he told the cops to kiss his butt.
October 25th, 2007 at 9:00 am
They can be given a grug that sobers them up ( my sister works in an ER), they can also give them one that stops the hangover. Which I don’t think they should give. Maybe if the woke up with a killer hangover it might deter them from drinking that much again.