The Softer Touch
Atlanta, GA
A 58-year-old man walked into the police precinct in Underground Atlanta. He said another man told him he smelled bad and poured a cup of Downy fabric softener on him. Apparently, both men were at a homeless shelter on Pryor Street.
Found in Creative Loafing

October 25th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
i’m surprised the one could smell the other over his OWN stench…
October 26th, 2007 at 2:29 am
I know that liquid fabric softener will stain your jeans if it is not rinsed properly and then dried in the dryer. Via a suddenly helpful teenager.
And…. If you add perfumed things to stench then it only makes it worse.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:48 am
In a homeless shelter?? How could you tell where the stench would be coming from?
October 27th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
And where did a homeless guy get Downy from?