The Pee Launcher
Columbia, SC
An irate male patient at a hospital on Forest Drive assaulted two women Oct. 9. The man, who was admitted to the emergency room for a laceration and intoxication, became irritated for some reason and threw a urine bottle and a bedpan at one of the women. Another woman entered the room to check on the patient at the time that he was urinating in the bottle, whereupon he attempted to hit victim two with the urine, causing it to “splash and be wasted on the floor.â€
Found in the Free-Times
October 30th, 2007 at 4:59 am
“Wasted”?! What an interesting choice of word…..
October 30th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Sounds like this guy is a transfer from Guantanamo Bay.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:08 am
He was probably irritated because the ladies found out that the lump in his pants was, in fact, a sock.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Or a colostomy bag!
October 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
This is why I do not drink.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
OK like he was drunk and admitted it so why did they need a urine sample?
I got bit by a dog while walking a paper route as a sub and when I went to the doctor, the nurse told me to go to Corporate Health and give a urine sample. UHMM NO! And I had/have nothing to hide.