Come On Baby Light My Fire
Atlanta, GA
A man said his girlfriend came over to his apartment on Harwell Road, where his family was sitting on the front porch. He said she asked family members for some change so she could fill her gas can and burn down the apartment. They refused to give her money, so she left … and then returned with a one-gallon can about half-filled and threatened to burn down the house, the man said. The woman admitted that she returned with a gas can — she said she was upset about getting slapped in the face. She said the man slapped her and pushed her into a door frame. He denied this. The officer noted that the woman, age 33, smelled of alcohol. Both the man and woman were charged with simple battery and taken to jail.
Found in Creative Loafing

November 6th, 2007 at 6:37 am
Ain’t love grand…
November 6th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Slapped her and pushed her into a door frame…..I like it when we get some real details.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
My goodness, that sounds like my ex. Did she smell like nutmeg and piss??
November 8th, 2007 at 3:29 am
Maybe it was mine–did she smell like beer, cigarettes, and Secret?…You know “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman…unless of course she’s a chain smoking, drunk psycho bitch”?
November 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Now, now boys…….You loved her once upon a time.
November 9th, 2007 at 1:33 am
Though that be true Sylvia, It doesn’t change her character any. lol