Hands Off My Balloons
Springfield, MT
12:25 p.m., 200 block B St. A female reported that while she was in Island Park with her family, a naked woman came out from under the bridge and started yelling profanities at them. The woman claimed that someone stole her balloons before she walked to a parking area under a bridge and departed in a brown vehicle.
Found in the Springfield News

December 6th, 2005 at 10:36 am
this woman was so upset she was utterly mistaken…sounds like whoever they were stole her clothes but left the baloons entact.
December 6th, 2005 at 11:30 am
Hmmm, maybe self-inflated implants?
December 6th, 2005 at 2:36 pm
Maybe her ballons are just not where they used to be these days. She should have checked around the knee area.
December 7th, 2005 at 11:34 am
STAY AWAY FROM THE BROWN ACID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2005 at 2:36 pm
Balloons=coke and,or, Heroin come in balloons. She was spun!!
August 21st, 2007 at 8:00 am
knee implants…
I agree 100%!…
September 9th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Thank Al Gore for the Internet!