The Screwy Gun
San Jose, CA
After the store was evacuated, a reported gunman at T.J. Maxx was located on the roof, replacing an air filter. Police said the employee who reported the incident mistook the man’s tools for a gun.
Found in the San Jose Mercury News

February 21st, 2008 at 2:51 am
Since when did Black & Decker make a 38?
February 21st, 2008 at 8:43 am
“This is my rifle, this is my staple gun. This one’s for fighting, and this one’s for scaring the crap out of some uptight clerk.”