The Wrong Place To Drop Your Pants
Chico, CA
12:18 a.m. Sex fondle and battery reported on the 1000 block of Nord Avenue. “Female reporting party went behind Speedy Burrito to urinate, and when she pulled down her pants to get the deed done, a transient sleeping nearby asked for oral sex while she was there. She freaked, ran off in a drunken stupor, tripped and bit her lip.”
Found in the Orion

March 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
That bum is still laughing.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:10 am
that bum is prolly jerkin the beef lawlz