The Stratolounger
Waynesboro, GA
Deputies had an odd interview with a Gough man being treated by EMA personnel.
When they first asked what was wrong, the 50-year-old said he had nothing to say but tacked on a few vulgarities for good measure.
When pressed for more information, he told officers that a chair fell from the sky and hit him on the head.
After he demanded to be left alone, others on the scene were asked to keep a close watch on him and call back if he took a turn for the worse or was “attacked by another chair.”
Found in the True Citizen
