Honestly, I’m Smashed
Amhurst, NY
Police responded to an accident at Broadway and Central. As officers spoke to the man, they noticed signs of intoxication and the odor of alcohol. The man admitted to having beer, but he couldn’t remember how many. Then he said, “I’ll be completely honest with you. I’m smashed.”
Found in the Bee News
June 17th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
And for his honesty he was rewarded by having his testicles removed with a Mag Lite, taken to jail, fined, and is still doing time.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
he was probably fined for damage of oneselves property happened to a guy i know