Not Naked, Just No Clothes
Charleston, SC
Officers responded to a call complaining of a loud pool party on Center Street in Folly Beach on July 6, according to a public safety report.
When officers arrived, they found five people around the pool and two men in it, one of whom was nude.
The naked 26-year-old man was asked to get out of the pool and get dressed. He had trouble standing when he got out, put on a towel and said with slurred speech that he was not nude, reports say.
The man was issued a ticket for disorderly conduct and was given a court date.
Found in the Post and Courier

August 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
What a douchebag. (Heck, I’m on a roll.)
August 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Youth + alcohol = dumbass