Mr. Unclean or Pick Your Poison II
Gresham, OR
A 29-year-old Gresham woman reportedly threw Pine-Sol® on her ex-boyfriend, a 27-year-old Corbett man, in the 1700 block of Northeast Elliot Place at 10:11 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 2. The victim told police she threw the cleaner in his eyes. She said the man shoved her in front of their 4-year-old son.
When an officer arrived on the scene, he noted a strong smell of Pine-Sol® upon entering the duplex. He even lost his balance and slid on the wet floor. The woman informed him that he slid on Pine-Sol® she had thrown at her ex-boyfriend of two years.
She said he arrived to drop off their son. When she opened the door, her ex reportedly shoved the child into her arms, causing her to fall. She said she had “no choice†but to grab the nearby Pine-Sol® and throw it on the man.
Found in the Gresham Outlook

December 15th, 2005 at 9:09 am
Boy, that double-wide must be really Spic & Span. Oh, that’s right, she uses Pine-Sol. The boyfriend was found later on…after he ran into the nearest obstacle ’cause he couldn’t see!
December 15th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Talk about trying to “clean up” her boyfriend!! Good thing there wasn’t a bottle of lighter fulid near by.
December 16th, 2005 at 7:14 am
But is he paying child support? Is there a legal custody agreement? And the poor kid…every time he gets mad, he is going to clean, like Felix Unger or the guy from family house.
December 17th, 2005 at 8:35 pm
hey when the lysol out of reach…improvise , adapt , overcome !!!