It Burns When I Pee
Winona, MN
In an apparent arson, someone balled up toilet paper and set it afire inside a portable restroom at 1:15 a.m. Friday at Second and Center streets, police said.
When police and firefighters arrived, they saw a carnival worker spraying the melting hut with a garden hose. It spread to and damaged privies on each side before firefighters could put it out.
Found in Winona Daily News

December 22nd, 2005 at 8:55 am
Watch…now the privy mfrs will have to put warning labels on their products saying, “Flammable material. No smoking, no open flames and no lighting the toilet paper on fire. It could cause serious injury to your plumbing!”
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:30 am
…another case of burning hemmoroids