That’s Family For Ya
Cayce, SC
A man called police at midnight Sunday to report a stolen car. The 30-year-old man told officers he and his cousin met two girls in downtown Columbia and made plans to attend a party at a motel room. When the man arrived at the motel, one of the women got into his car and drove away, he said. His cousin then got into another car driven by the second woman, and they left, too. The man couldn’t remember his cousin’s name or the name of either woman, he said. The car was worth $5,000.
Found in The State
December 24th, 2005 at 7:23 pm
He couldn’t remember his COUSIN’S name?! Either the drugs were THAT good, or they need to fork the family tree.
December 27th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Well, it’s hard to remember the name, after all, most of them are called BUBBA.
December 28th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Friends shouldn’t let freinds in inbreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 29th, 2005 at 12:50 pm
It’s really too bad that the gene pool filter can’t work any faster!