Lawnmower Man
Gorham, ME
Westcott Rd. couple reported that they had been drinking and fighting off and on all day. Female stated husband had hit her. Husband took off on his lawn mower.
Officer arrested both parties. Woman had injury to her arm but refused medical attention. Both subjects were extremely intoxicated. Woman told officer she was overdue for her medication. Officer was having a paramedic evaluate medication to make sure she was not trying to overdose. Officer took photos of woman’s hand but she refused to sign a complaint.
Husband was charged with domestic violence assault and wife was charged with domestic violence assault as well as criminal threatening and disorderly conduct. Male was released from jail and went to residence to get his belongings which included multiple guns. The jail advised his wife would not be getting out anytime soon so there should not be a problem with him going to the house.
Found in the Gorham Times
January 30th, 2006 at 3:24 am
Jeez, sounds like a match made in hell. Maybe, since they have several guns, this relationship will end with a bang.
January 30th, 2006 at 7:50 am
GOODNESS…ALCOHOL, MULTIPLE GUNS, ONE OF THEM NEEDING TO BE MEDICATED…..SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A PARTY TO ME, GLAD I WAS’NT INVITED!!!!!!
January 30th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Isn’t Love wonderful?
January 30th, 2006 at 9:19 am
As Jeff Foxworthy says that the definition of being a red-neck is a “glorious absence of sophistication!” Obviously, sophistication has no geo-political boundries and is not limited to south of the Mason-Dixon line.
January 30th, 2006 at 9:20 am
Strike the “as”. It will read much more better!
January 30th, 2006 at 10:35 am
sounds like a trypical wholesome American family to me.
January 30th, 2006 at 11:30 am
yah typical red neck centeral stuff!
January 30th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
The wife wanted to discuss their current level of sophistication, and the husband said, “sho-fisht-tea… what? — you do, and you’ll clean it up!” The conversation went downhill, out onto the lawn, and down the street from there, fueled by frequent and firey infusions of liquid courage and fortitude… Yee-hah!!!!
January 30th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
“…husband took off on his lawnmower.” That just kills me every time I read it. I can just see him, stained wife-beater, warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon in one hand, taking off down the road in high gear on his Lawn Boy.
January 30th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
PBR has gotten too expensive, they now prefer a rot-gut called weiderman’s.
January 30th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
yeah and it would have even been better if he had gotten a MWI, that would have just set this story off LOL
January 30th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Definatly Springer materal
January 31st, 2006 at 3:07 pm
It’s a good thing she didn’t take after him on her weed wacker.