Set the Terror Alert to “Whiskers!”
Grass Valley, CA
At 11:55 a.m., a caller from Colfax Highway reported a juvenile male behind a maintenance shed was wearing baggy pants and looked like he needed to shave. Police were unable to locate the juvenile.
Found in The Union
February 21st, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Hell, she just described the majority of juvenile males! Why weren’t they able to find him?
February 21st, 2006 at 8:46 pm
WHY DID SHE CALL IN THE FIRST PLACE??
February 22nd, 2006 at 3:15 am
Ever since she got fired from her job as dispatcher for the Mattress Police, she just hasn’t been able to fill the void…………..
February 22nd, 2006 at 7:04 am
Could be the guy she was supposed to meet behind that same maintenance building was old, toothless, needed a shave and wore baggy pants.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:49 am
…could be SHE was old, toothless, and needed a shave — and the kid refused to give up his baggy pants?
February 24th, 2006 at 7:08 am
((rimshot)) good one, leah!!