Tupperware of Death
Portsmouth, NH
At 2:30 p.m., police received a walk-in report of a lost-and-found item. The individual found a Tupperware box with a pen, paper, a stamp pad and a piece of paper sealed in the box. The item was found at the Rye Harbor State Park by a bush near the rocks. The individual observed an elderly couple place the box there within the last week and thought it suspicious due to what is going on in the country. Upon further inspection, police found no criminal aspect to the incident.
Found in the Portsmouth Herald

February 19th, 2006 at 2:01 am
I guess they forgot that the pen is mightier then the sword.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Guess he never hear of Geocaching:
http://www.geocaching.com
February 19th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
I’m more concerned about the dubious clarity mind of whoever posted the above report than I am about the elderly couple trying to make a socio-political-economical-ecological / art imitating life, statement. [re: 3rd sentence]
February 19th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Geocaching: The act of “storing” your ‘91 Metro on a side street after the motor with 189,000 miles blows.
Not that I’ve ever done that, but I may have to in the near future.