The Con Mom
Amherst, NY
A woman claiming to be an upstairs neighbor called the police and said her neighbor had been assaulted by her son. Upon arrival to the home, officers observed what appeared to be blood on the side of the victim’s mouth, chin and clothing. The victim stated her son had hit her during an argument. On closer examination the officers noticed that the blood was actually lipstick. Officers spoke with her son and he stated his mother was always trying to get him in trouble with the police.
Found in Bee News

February 22nd, 2006 at 4:20 pm
he needs to knock the crap out of her. the police would believe she had done it to herself, and maybe she would learn to not cry wolf.
February 22nd, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Maybe the boy had lipstick on his knuckles…solight…solight…gosh that ages me
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Senor Wences!
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Me thinks I smell Oedipus in Amherst.
February 22nd, 2006 at 11:12 pm
SON NEEDS TO SEND MOM ON A VACATION TO THE BASKET WEAVING FACTORY.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:41 am
I agree, mhol160… and they need to take away her Mountain Dew!!!