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A 76-year-old woman told a cop Feb. 16 that “evil persons are flying around” her Eastover house and “doing evil things to her body.” She asked the cop to listen to a noise that he identified as being jet aircraft from a nearby National Guard station. The woman insisted the “evil persons” were making the noise. The cop said he’d been to this woman’s home five times since her release from a hospital in 2004.
Found in the Free Times

February 25th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
MENTAL ILLNESS IS SAD………..
February 26th, 2006 at 6:26 am
hmmmm, wonder if those are prescription drugs…. lol
February 26th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Imagination is a wonderful thing when you’re young but, a scary thing when age pollution sets in.
February 26th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
They’re not “evil,” just “alternatively moralled;” jeez, somebody call the PC cops!!
February 27th, 2006 at 7:30 am
I wonder if she’s suffering post traumatic stress from flying Southwest…(hey, nothing against Southwest Airlines, I LOVE flying Southwest, but some people just don’t get the humor and frivolity involved with a Southwest flight).