The Cheapskate
Springfield, MT
12:13 a.m., 1100 block Main St. A male reported that a stripper at an area club kicked him in the head. The female told authorities she was only reacting to the fact the male threw change at her while she was performing.
Found in the Sprinfield News
February 27th, 2006 at 7:23 am
I wonder if it was the same guy, who, when out hunting with his buddy, had to take an emergency “doody” and found that they forgot to bring along toilet paper. His buddy told him to do as he does in this situation, just use a dollar. “Hey, I never thought of that! Thanks!” A few minutes later the hunter returns, mad as hell and trying to shake something off his hand. “What’s the matter? I thought I told you to use a dollar to wipe with!”
“I did! And this is whatI get for listening to you ! I’m still looking for two of the dimes I used!”
February 27th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Obviously, the stripper isn’t up to speed on the tipping ritual. If you’re not getting the service that you require, it’s ok to either not tip or to tip at a lower percentage. This customer probably thought that broken-down old biker chicks shouldn’t be stripping!
February 27th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
I believe all strippers should be tripped…er stripped while they’re tripped or stripped while they’re tipped……oh what the hell…you know what i mean.
February 27th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
BUt what kind of change? Was he calling her a 5 cent whore or a 50 cent piece?
February 27th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
LOL robocop!
February 28th, 2006 at 8:06 am
He should’nt have had his head in the way while she was doing her routine……guess he just wanted to get a closer look…..that’ll teach him!