They Got His Goat
Rio Grande, NM
9:42 p.m. - A man said someone stole his goat. He’d had problems before with his neighbor’s stealing the goat and had fixed his fence, he said, but now they had evidently found a new way to get his goat.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
March 1st, 2006 at 2:31 am
I bet they figured out the gate opens IN now, instead of OUT.
March 1st, 2006 at 7:23 am
Anyone who steals a goat deserves to keep it. Especially if it’s a smelly old billy goat. (If you haven’t experienced the aroma of a billy goat, just imagine opening a container of rotting cottage cheese that’s been sitting in the sun for a few days. Yes, it’s *that* pungent.)
March 1st, 2006 at 8:05 am
Another wonderful description, you should be a writer Berlincoln, your descriptions really give the reader the feeling of being there
March 1st, 2006 at 9:00 am
This one is really punny! “They found a new way to get his goat.” - I get it!!!
March 1st, 2006 at 7:17 pm
As a matter of fact…
March 1st, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Ah…evolution…
April 20th, 2007 at 11:30 am
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