Various Liquids
Chattanooga, TN
Mary Couch said someone poured dog food, tomato paste, Spam and various liquids on her 2001 Jeep Wrangler while it was parked at 300 Walnut St.
She said the vandals spelled out the words “slut” and “whore” with the liquids.
She said she was able to wash the offending words off.
Found on the Chattanoogan.com
February 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Spelling words like “slut” and “whore” with liquids is a talent that normally is reserved for magicians. I wonder how the denizens of the local trailer court pulled it off?
February 28th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
It was easy, we used ground dog food and did it on the hood. Maybe next time she’ll leave her shirt on at the monster truck rally!
February 28th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I don’t think the “non-minority refuse residing in the mobile home community” (yeah, I got me a thesaurus; see “The Smoker”) would be willing to sacrifice a perfectly good can of Spam like that, especially this close to Easter. Cover it with pineapple rings and brown sugar, stick it in the microwave and serve with a can of baked beans and instant mashed potatoes….serve with Kool-aid and a frozen Mrs Smith banana cream pie, and you got yourself a right classy Easter dinner.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Damn Berlincoln you’ve got my mouth watering!
February 28th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
UMMMMMMM BERLINCOLN WHICH TRAILER PARK DID YOU GROWED UP IN? THE ONE I GROWED UP IN DID’NT TEACH US TO COOK UP A GOOD BUNCH OF GROCERIES LIKE THAT THARE!
February 28th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Don’t y’all recognize Road Kill Souffle’ when ya see the recipe?? Gonna haf’ta send y’all a copy of the Cajun Cookbook now.
February 28th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Yo, Berlincoln, when’s dinner? I’ll bring the road-kill-rabbit and the sterno, AND a keg o’ Schlitz! Your set-out sounds good ‘nough to make you wanna slap your mammy!
February 28th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Count me in for the grub, yall! I gots me a cuppla possums agin’ up under the porch!
March 1st, 2006 at 7:29 am
Y’all just want to see all my grandbabies runnin round with Kool-aid stains runnin down their bare bellies and snotty noses running into their cheeto stained mouths. They don’t always look like that, most times they ain’t that cleaned up.
March 1st, 2006 at 8:01 am
Berlincoln, your description just MADE my morning . ughhhhhhhh but oh so true, LOL no breakfast for me today. But you forgot the dirty/wet diaper hanging to their knees.
March 1st, 2006 at 7:19 pm
What diaper? We all just use an ol’ dish rag stuffed with newspaper and tied around their waists with baling twine. Ain’t got no use for them newfangled plastic diapers.