The Bathroom Fixture
Chetek, WI
2:45 p.m.-Chetek caller advised he fell off the toilet and is wedged between the toilet and bathtub. He is not hurt, but can’t get up.
Found in the Chetek Alert
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 10th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
And everyone said putting a telephone in the bathroom was crazy!
March 10th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
I WOULD HATE TO BE IN HIS POSITION, THAT WOULD SUCK!!!!!
March 10th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
And that is what happens when you vaseline the toilet seat
March 10th, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Couldn’t he just grab the toilet plunger, suction it onto his belly, and pull himself up?
March 10th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Apparently the phone rang and scared him, putting him into this precarious position. Is there a version of CSI for this?
March 11th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
..I can’t help but think of the commerical where the lady help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. this is where either a phone or life alert would have been handy!!!
March 12th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
All I can think of is David St. Hubbins’ crispy synapse: “Too much f**king perspective now.”
March 13th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Maybe he just wanted someone else to wipe his butt this time.
March 13th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
He should have used some kind of lubricant to grease himself up and slide out easily. From the sounds of it, the only kinds of lubricant that would have been within his reach would be a bar of pine tar soap and Preparation H.