The Landscaper
Columbia, SC
A cop responded to a 911 hangup call at a payphone at a convenience store on Kay Street on May 10 and found a bush behind the phone on fire. There was a liquor bottle lying on top of the burning bush. The cop also discovered two other burning bushes down the road. Police believe the caller set the fires.
Found in the Free Times

March 15th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Must have been an ash bush. Now complete the landscaping effect, would this guy like to buy a hot $100,000 rock from Palm Beach, FL?
March 15th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Are they Psychic or running behind?
March 15th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Is this a biblical thing?
March 15th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
“Police believe the caller set the fires.” Uh……….gee, ya think?? These guys must be recent graduates of the Jaques Clousteau School of Deductive Reasoning.
“Mon’ deaux! I zink ziz zecohnd boosh muzt be a cloooooo………..”
March 15th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
nothing like a hot bush to bring out the heat in a conversation
March 15th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
George W and the twins?
March 15th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
NO MAMA ROSA AND HER FOUR DAUGHTERS.
March 16th, 2006 at 5:28 am
Wouldn’t they be the ones to put out the fire?
March 16th, 2006 at 10:58 am
YES I GUESS THEY WOULD…OOPS…..LOL