A Friend of the Force
Rio Grande, NM
4:47 p.m. – An Autozone manager reported that several girls walked into the store and assaulted a female cashier. The cashier told police she didn’t want to file charges. One of the girls who assaulted her was having relations with several officers so police wouldn’t do anything anyway, she claimed.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun

March 23rd, 2006 at 8:54 pm
Probably gang bangers, you’d be amazed how far a few free BJs will go in keeping not so ethical cops off you’re friends backs.
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:28 pm
And this happens everywhere.
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:45 pm
heehee, you said gang bang
March 24th, 2006 at 6:17 am
you said bj…….AND gang bang
March 24th, 2006 at 6:44 am
heh heh heh
March 24th, 2006 at 7:43 am
I’ll say them some more if you like bj, bj, bj, gang bang! You guys (and gals) crack me up:-) I said crack…. hee hee
March 24th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
May the Force sleep with you…
March 24th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
This is called good police public relations practices. They problably use doughnuts for a cock ring.
March 24th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
heh heh you said cock.