Volvo Trouble
Bolinas, CA
A Brighton Avenue resident at 8:33 p.m. last Wednesday complained that a maroon Volvo was blocking his driveway. It was gone when a deputy arrived.
A few days later…
A woman at 9:27 a.m. complained that a black Saturn coop and a black Volvo were blocking the street at Elm and June roads. The vehicles were gone when a deputy arrived.
Later that day…
A merchant at 9 p.m. Friday complained about a man creating a disturbance in a bar. The man was “now walking around outside” where his white Volvo was parked, the merchant said. A dispatcher told deputies, “We dealt with him out there last week.”
A few days later…
A Wharf Road resident at 5:04 p.m. Sunday reported a black Volvo was blocking her driveway and that she “can’t get in or out.” A deputy determined the car was owned by a townswoman, ticketed it, contacted the owner, and had the car moved.
Later that day…
A bouncer at 9:14 p.m. Saturday told deputies a man had been “acting crazy and was asked to leave” a bar. He then got upset and asked, “You wanna live? Come on, let’s go!” the bouncer said, adding that the man had parked a white Volvo in the bar’s driveway.
Found in the Point Reyes Light Police Blotter
March 22nd, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I always thought you had to be crazy to buy a volvo.
March 22nd, 2006 at 12:46 pm
New car sales tactic?
March 22nd, 2006 at 2:09 pm
The Volvo guys were marketing to the crazy folks wayyyyyy before VW even thought about the crazy Pimp Your Moto scientist guy.
March 22nd, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Like you wouldn’t be crazy to buy a Volvo?
March 22nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Does this have anything to do with volvo’s???
March 22nd, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Just think of all the of the free advertising they are getting for these people’s asinine actions! I think Volvo should request that a picture of the exact model of the car along with specs and prices should be placed by every person who commits a crime in their vehicle. I know if someone commited a cool enough crime in that particular type of Volvo…I’d probably think about snatching one up.
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Look at OJ and White Blazers
March 23rd, 2006 at 6:20 am
I was looking for my missing joints in the mail boxes
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:49 am
Sorry, nan, but CA doesn’t qualify as a game state in this contest. It would be like hiding money in a bank.