Smoke on the Water
Catalina Island, CA
4:15 p.m. Harbor officers saw smoke coming from the cockpit of a boat at a mooring. People on board the vessel were barbecuing inside the boat and were advised of the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Found in The Log
March 24th, 2006 at 1:11 am
Hey, Berlincoln, I think we found a few more of your missing stash
March 24th, 2006 at 6:18 am
yea mon!!! you jamacian me crazee!!!
March 24th, 2006 at 6:42 am
Unfortunately, the authorities reached them before my evil ” Death byCarbon Monoxide in the Guise of Spicey Rich Barbeque” plan could be realized. What next, I thought, shall I use to vanquish the cads who dare to separate me from my cannibis? Shall it be the clever arsenic dusted Doritos or the bean dip laced with crushed glass and dulcolax? I must see that no good weed go unpunished!
March 24th, 2006 at 7:40 am
Perhaps they were trying for a group Darwin Award. It’s a pity the Harbormaster interfered - every moron who reproduces waters down the gene pool. Seriously though, did they think that the CO warnings all over the charcoal bag were an evil plot by by the charcoal mafia to deprive them of their indoor grilling fun?
March 24th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I see a hint of “Reefer Madness” creeping in, Ber. Perhaps, the next clue should be a little less innocuous.
March 24th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
March 24th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
brilliant, why have’nt I though of that. barbeque, and hot box inside the boat at the same time. Don’t even have to get up to flip the steaks.
March 26th, 2006 at 8:55 am
And these guys are rich enough to moor their boat on Catalina Island? I guess “rich” doesn’t buy intelligence.