Poor Reception
Springfield, MT
10:57 a.m., 4600 block Aster St. A parked gray 1996 Toyota pickup truck reportedly had a dead bird mounted upside-down on its antenna.
Found in the Springfield News
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 28th, 2006 at 5:29 am
“The sparrows are flying again…”
March 28th, 2006 at 6:16 am
white trash theft deterrant? lojack?
March 28th, 2006 at 8:06 am
…white trash solar bird kabob barbecue?
March 28th, 2006 at 8:24 am
And you called 911 for this why?
March 28th, 2006 at 10:38 am
I have a wooden seagull mounted on my truck — it keeps the real seagulls from pitching there and crapping all over everything.
March 28th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
…where can i get one of those Leah? I need one of those to wear on my head to keep my ex-wife from crapping all over me.
March 28th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Robo…you don’t need one of those! Shark repellent suits work better to keep her from bitin’ you in the arse!
March 28th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Or maybe a diving bell.
March 28th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Deaf-and-dumb Jimmy made mine, Robocop. It’s carved out of cypress and has one brass leg — if you ever do get ahold of one, or something similar, it attaches to your anenometer mount…
March 29th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Is that by the pitot tube leah?
March 29th, 2006 at 10:47 am
LOL! I don’t know what a “pitot tube” is… the truck I’m talking about is the top of my sloop’s mast — I was going for a play on words; a tangent off “poor reception”, but apparently missed the boat…
March 29th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
..what they couldn’t find any racoon tails around???
March 29th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
talk about giving someone the bird!
March 30th, 2006 at 6:41 am
If it been an upside down duck, does that mean he “quacked up” before being impaled?