Dirty Dealings
Atlanta, GA
A police officer was standing outside, speaking with several people on Oakland Lane. The officer wasn’t in uniform, but noted, “My badge was visible hanging around my neck from a silver chain. My duty weapon was also visible in a holster on my right-side hip.”
A man walked up to the officer and asked where “Dirty” was at. The officer said he didn’t know “Dirty.” The man asked if the officer had any marijuana for him to buy. Surprised, the officer looked at him and asked, “How much do you need?” The man said, “A nick or dime, just enough for me to get my smoke on.” The man, age 42, was arrested for criminal solicitation.
Found in Creative Loafing
March 27th, 2006 at 6:20 am
wow, nothing like just comming out and asking for it…….poor guy.
March 27th, 2006 at 6:43 am
Hey the guy was probably nearsighted and thought, whoa, that dude has some happenin’ bling bling action goin’ on around his neck. Must be Dirty’s twin, Dusty.
March 27th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Its apparent his parents did’nt breed for brains.
March 27th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Whatta Dumbass!
March 27th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Although iI have known a few cops in my day who weren’t above a bit of dealing(funny how sometimes not all of the evidence gets logged in), this guy should know you talk to the cop alone about it, not while he’s “speaking to several people”. Even if the cop was sorta “dirty” he’d HAVE to arrest the idiot with several witnesses there.
March 27th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Interesting that this guy thought he needed to get his smoke on!
March 27th, 2006 at 10:40 am
sounds to me like he’d had his smoke on way before running into ” Dirty’s ” friend!!!! LMAO, that should make the worlds dumbest criminals list for sure…
March 27th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
that guy needs to twist them a little smaller.