The Boozing Baker
Durango, CO
7:41 p.m. A man who sounded intoxicated said something was on fire in an oven in the 800 block of East 32nd Street. He said he could see the flames. It was a pie.
Found in the Durango Herald
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
March 29th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Nothing like a flaming pie!
March 29th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
he must have run to wal mart to pick up the cool whip!
March 29th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Must be a new recipe.
March 29th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Blackened pie.
March 29th, 2006 at 11:28 pm
rum-raisin pie
March 30th, 2006 at 12:00 am
god i had alot of fun when i lived in durango, but i guess i shouldn’t have left cuz it sounds life life is far more interesting now than it used to be… i wonder if he was associated with the earlier abbey theater incident…
March 30th, 2006 at 2:16 am
He made himself a fine Burnt-to-a Crisp — reminds me of the microwave guy in the commercial who says “That’s not good…”
March 30th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
They do say that too much broth spoils the cook….