The Good Morning Crew
Chico, CA
7:38 a.m. Disturbance reported on the 1200 block of West Fifth Street. “Female and two males just came and urinated on the reporting party’s front porch. When reporting party asked them to leave, they started getting verbal with reporting party and female pushed the reporting party.”
Found in The Orion
March 29th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
apparently, when you gotta go you DON’T gotta go… i think they forgot an essential step here…
March 30th, 2006 at 2:22 am
I wonder if she also reported the porch leaks to the landlord…
March 30th, 2006 at 6:20 am
I wonder if the reporting party reported a party that was using the reporting party’s porch as a port-o-potty?
March 30th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Talk about getting pissed off!
March 30th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Better than being pissed on!
March 30th, 2006 at 8:45 am
There was too long of a line in the bushes beside the house.
March 30th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Just marking there territory.
March 30th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
LSHAPM!!!!
(laughing so hard I almost peed on myself)
March 30th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
I better make sure you arent standing on my front porch!
March 31st, 2006 at 5:01 pm
…then I’d have to claim squatter’s rights! :-/