Intent to Smother
Erie County, NY
A boyfriend was threatening his girlfriend on Wellington and told her he would cover her car in peanut butter and jelly, if she continued to speak to her ex-boyfriend. In an effort to calm the boy down, officers said they would charge him with unlawful use of a condiment with intent to smother. Under medical advisement, he was committed to ECMC.
Found in Bee News

November 18th, 2005 at 9:10 pm
Darn, I would have liked to see that ,ha ha ha
November 21st, 2005 at 3:36 am
sounds kinda kinky
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:33 pm
Did she move to Nevada afterwards (See hold the Mayo)
November 25th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Unlawful use of a condiment charge? Been there, done that. It’s the “with intent to smother” you don’t often see, being that you need so very much condiment to achieve that standard. I, for one, am impressed.