Innocent Byswimmers
Chadron, NE
3:41 a.m. Caller from the 200 block of Ann St. requested to talk to an officer in reference to her ex-boyfriend who was in her house. Caller stated he had entered her residence and dumped Clorox into her fish tank and killed seven fish valued at $35. Two people witnessed the ex-boyfriend exiting the house and will fill out statements and bring to the PD.
Found in the Chadron Record

March 31st, 2006 at 9:35 pm
Ah, such clean violence in my home town!
April 1st, 2006 at 7:44 am
wouldnt it be cheaper in the long run to just buy her new fish?
April 1st, 2006 at 7:58 am
Sounds kind of fishy to me. But, unless he was protesting home schooling, which someone needs to do, I feel they should fry him next Friday.
April 1st, 2006 at 9:09 am
It’s gang-related. It’s an initiation rite of Ber’s former group, the “Prairies”.
April 1st, 2006 at 10:41 am
Man sought by by EPA for polluting small body of water and killing an undetermined number of an endearing species. Last seen exiting area wearing retro-style tie-dyed clothing full of holes. He is of average height and build and has teary eyes and cracked, red hands. He is considered harmed and dangerous. Please report sightings of this %#!%* to 1-800-smalltownmisfits.
April 1st, 2006 at 11:28 am
Somebody has to ask…. Where is the animal cruelty charge? Are fish not cute and fuzzy enough to qualify? I bet if he gassed half a dozen hamsters you’d see the peta types running around with their undies in a bunch, demanding justice for the poor defenseless critters….
April 1st, 2006 at 11:31 am
CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*………… leah, that was good. :))
April 1st, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I hear you.
April 2nd, 2006 at 1:11 pm
All I can say is this guy must be a total loser to take his agression out on some fish, he should pay not just for the fish but, for being a total dumbass!
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:04 pm
The Chief of Police in Chadron was recently fired, and the city powers that be have remained silent as to why. Could be because the police were answering ridiculous calls such as this on taxpayer’s money.