The Invasion Begins
Grass Valley, CA
At 10:42 p.m., a caller from Brunswick Road reported seeing a suspicious object in the bushes, described as a large green pizza box with a radio inside. Police checked the area and were unable to locate the suspicious objects.
Found in The Union
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:16 pm
THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN IN GRASS VALLEY……MUST BE SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF!
April 2nd, 2006 at 11:57 pm
Hey!! Gimme back my stash!!!
April 3rd, 2006 at 1:05 am
Beam us up, Scotty, we’ve been spotted! The natives here are behaving in a strange and hostile manner… what-da-ya mean, you need more power? Belay that then… %#&%#!!! Just drop a can of that invisible spray-paint down to us!
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:27 am
too funny! not only were they hallucinating, but they had the munchies for pizza as well, wishing they were listening to some good dance music on the radio, or perhaps Snoop!
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:03 am
I see that Grass Valley has solved the recycling problem. Buy a pizza in their new “green” box. That way, when you get the munchies after smoking the box, you have a fresh pizza. Brilliant!
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:32 am
So they send out the po-lice that have been smokin’ since noon and can’t remember why they went there in the first place!
April 3rd, 2006 at 2:55 pm
If I weren’t so afraid of harsh reprisal from the local authorities I’d love to spend an afternoon balancing on the thin line between “suspicious object” and absurdity. Just how bizarre can you go before a hyper-vigilant, amped-up police force won’t chase down a lead on what could possibly be The Next Big Terrorist Attack on America?
“Hi. I’m down here on Glenmeadow Road where I’ve just seen what looks like a bearded man in a donkey suit waving a pair of high powered binoculars at a passing airplane while reciting passages from the Charles Dickens novel Bleak House. I’m concerned on behalf of America.”
“Why yes, officer, he was dark-skinned and spoke with an accent.”
April 5th, 2006 at 6:29 am
.A dollar to donuts says the guy was wearing white shoes.White shoes would make anyone suspect, especially a bearded man in a donkey suit waving a pair of high powered binoculars at a passing airplane while reciting passages from the Charles Dickens novel Bleak House. Everyone knows you don’t wear white shoes before Memorial Day, especially if your still wearing your winter donkey suit.
April 5th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
I know what it was! It was a radio controlled pizza that delivers itself!