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Ratsup

Rio Grande, NM
2:19 p.m. – A man said he found rat feces in the ketchup at a Riverside Dr. hamburger stand.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

17 Responses to “Ratsup”

  1. Berlincoln Says:

    Hmmm…rat feces, old hamburger crumbs…he must have tasted it to determine which one it was. And if he COULD identify the taste of rat feces, I think the man has more serious issues to deal with.
    Oh, and what the hell is “Dr Hamburger” ? Is there a “Nurse Taco” or or “Orderly Fried Chicken” nearby?

  2. Travis Says:

    Berlincoln, your powers of observation always impress.

  3. nanedwards69 Says:

    yeah, I want some of that too…

  4. nanedwards69 Says:

    maybe it tasted a little crappy

  5. mike sawyer Says:

    Lemme guess…. The rats in this particular burgerstand can unscrew catsup bottle lids, defecate therein, and then recap the bottle for our discerning connoisseur (sp?) to discover? Most places they just crap under the grill. And ber, just a guess but I’d say that the hamburger stand was on Riverside Dr.

  6. nanedwards69 Says:

    lol

  7. mhol160 Says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW, TIME TO CHANGE EATING ESTABLISHMENTS!!!

  8. jul Says:

    … I wonder what the name of the buger stand was called???

  9. rebelsgirl71953 Says:

    the name of the burger stand, if he had been so inclined to observe, was rat pellets in your burgers for free… lol, ok, all joking aside, that was just gross..

  10. gdfunkrr Says:

    I wonder if he tried the mouseturd…er, mustard!

  11. nanedwards69 Says:

    the dead squirrels are tastey on a burger

  12. Berlincoln Says:

    ^5! ((high five)) gdfunkrr!!

  13. nanedwards69 Says:

    salt and pooper , I mean pepper!

  14. gdfunkrr Says:

    ^5 back atchya, Ber. And ^5 to Nan for (hehehe - Pooper)

  15. nanedwards69 Says:

    I liked the burger, but this ketchup taste crappy.

  16. wallibz Says:

    The name of the resturant was the Road Kill Cafe and the special of the day was Rat’s Ass Burger w/cooter condiments. What was he thinking when he asked to “Have it my way”.

  17. BL1980 Says:

    I think I’m going to leave the catsup bottle out at work tonight and then sneak in in the moring and see if there is poop in it!!!!!! This I have to know!

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