The Dungeon Master
North Olmstead, OH
Police got a call about 8:30 p.m. April 12 from Ambiance on Great Northern Boulevard about a man inviting female patrons of the store to his dungeon. The man was just pulling out of the parking lot when officers arrived, but they stopped him and talked to him. The man smelled of alcohol and had blood-shot eyes, but told police he only had one beer. He also told them he called his place the dungeon.
Officers talked to a woman involved, who said the man talked to her through his car window, told her his prices were cheaper than Ambiance’s and had numerous Internet sites that he sold items from. The man also kept stressing they were adult sites and he had a dungeon if the woman was interested.
The woman, who actually worked at Ambiance, told the man to wait because she needed a piece of paper to write the information on. Instead, she called the police.
The man failed roadside sobriety tests and was arrested and taken to the police station. He registered a .185 percent blood-alcohol level there and has many prior convictions for drunken driving.
He was released on bond for court and is now back in his dungeon.
Found in the Sun News
April 24th, 2006 at 2:12 am
ah, nothing like some S&M to get you in the mood for bed
April 24th, 2006 at 4:54 am
What a loser. Trying to lure unsuspecting females into his dungeon with a BAC of .185? What’s he gonna do with one if he could lure her in? Tie her up and pass out? Subject her to the slobbery beer breath grope torture? Or worse yet, accidently pick up a Dom and come to in the morning tied to something in the basement of his empty, locked house? I repeat, what a loser.
April 24th, 2006 at 6:17 am
I agree with Mike, with a BAC like that even Viagra would’nt help him, guess he had to get that drunk to make his propositions…what a looser!
April 24th, 2006 at 7:42 am
stop talkin about my boyfriend like that, he only went to walmart to get toilet pper and bread, and then look at the trouble he got into!
April 24th, 2006 at 9:18 am
….With a pick up line like that not only is he a loser !!! but, a sicko as well….bet his folks are proud !
April 24th, 2006 at 11:07 am
I wonder if this guy’s name is Lash?
April 24th, 2006 at 11:17 am
could you imagine the girl that would say yes to all of that? I wonder if he got lucky one time with that line, and approach, so he was trying it again!
April 24th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Kinda like askin’ if you wanna do it? Your face may look like hamburger when you’re done but, there’s always that chance that someone will say “Yes!”. Right?
April 24th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
In light of the “dungeon” reference to this story, I thought I would include this excerpt from a website called Gullible.com…
“The oldest continuously-played Dungeons & Dragons character is believed to be a 237th level magic-user named Kirin Blade. Tom Darcy started his character in 1979, and has played the game every weekend since then for an estimated total of 22,500 hours.”
April 24th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
yikes, I bet he is popular with the ladies….not
April 24th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
I’m all tied up on this one. Just lock me up. Oh by the way beauty is in the eye of the beholder(of the key that is).
April 25th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
you know that guys sounds a lot like my x husband….holy crap…i cant beleave he’s using those lines again!!!!!! lololol