The Vanishing Masturbators
Berkeley, Calif.
Peeper
A 19-year-old woman called police after she spotted a man peer through her bedroom window just before 2 a.m. last Friday.
By the time officers arrived in the 2500 block of Ellsworth Street, all that was left of his presence was a description, to wit, a gray-haired bearded gaper wearing an orange jacket and khaki hat.
Another Peeper
Police were summoned 14 hours later to the 2200 block of Carleton Street, where another 19-year-old woman had spotted a man masturbating. The man had blondish hair and a dark jacket and was toting a bag.
Like the first, he, too, had vanished when the black-and-whites arrived.
Later…
Officers are looking for a man who was spotted masturbating across the street from the Claremont Day Nursery in the 2800 block of Woolsey Street Tuesday.
He was spotted by a pedestrian, who described the fellow as male in his late 30s with dark short hair and a medium to heavy build. He was sitting in a black Ford when spotted. Police have no suspects, in part because the pedestrian didn’t call until a day later, said Officer Okies.
Found in The Berkeley Daily Planet

November 18th, 2005 at 12:15 pm
guess he had his hands full
November 21st, 2005 at 12:35 am
yea theres also been a string of rapes in this college town…..not funny
November 29th, 2005 at 1:51 pm
ok so is it one guy who looks different to people or are there meany perverts in the area
December 9th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
I always wondered how you’d know a guy was jerking off in his car - kinda hard - (no pun intended) to see into his lap, no? The beltline (where the window meets the door) is too high. Whatever. I gotta run - the sorority across the street is due back from their community service project…
May 17th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
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June 5th, 2007 at 1:30 am
Public Jerkers and Peepers aplenty there!
I’d assume that it couldn’t have been their first time in those particular windows or the first time those guys yanked it in public.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:52 pm
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October 30th, 2007 at 6:18 am
hi…
i agree…