The Parking Slasher
Falls Church, VA
Assault, Eden Center, 6799 Wilson Blvd., April 16, 3:41 p.m., unknown person(s) got upset with the victim over a parking space. The suspect(s) exited the vehicle and chased the victim with a knife. The victim fell injuring the right upper arm. The suspect(s) slashed both front tires of the victim’s vehicle with the knife and fled the scene. The victim injuries were minor and the victim declined medical treatment.
Found in the Falls Church News

April 25th, 2006 at 5:33 am
is this the same lady from last week????? she got fed up with those cops.
April 25th, 2006 at 6:10 am
Sounds like a WalMart parking lot incident to me….anyone else?
April 25th, 2006 at 7:52 am
It’s kind of interesting to note that the report cannot distinguish between one slasher or multiple slashers. Anyway, it appears as if methamphetamine strikes again. Why don’t these crystal meth guys start a business like garage washing?
April 25th, 2006 at 11:18 am
I don’t know about knives, but there’s been more than one time I had the overwhelming urge to use a 2×4 with a nail in it on the guy holding up traffic because he wants a parking space that isn’t even vacated yet.
April 25th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
can we say road rage??????? Hmmmm…i’m not very far from Falls Church… I think I’m going to stay away from parking lots for a while …..make sure he dont get my tires…
April 25th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
My favorite is the guy (or gal) in a tiny car like a Fiero or a Geo Metro that swoops in behind you when you try to parallel park.
April 25th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
mhol, couldn’t resist, googled the address. A Vietnamese restaurant with a history of violence. At least this time it was the tires, not the person. Hey, if you’re feeling suicidal I now know a great place to eat!
April 26th, 2006 at 12:45 am
lol!!!! I wonder if I should take my husband out to eat there next time i’m mad at him!!!! ha ha ha
April 26th, 2006 at 3:01 am
Just wear black and put the target on his back
April 26th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Well the way it looks I wont have to put a very big target on his back…
April 26th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Whoa, Berlincoln! Calm down, just throw a hand full of roofing nails into the space, smile, and watch the drive back on in.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Sounds like the voice of experience to me, stone.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
….It never ceases to amaze me how dumb and petty people can be, to fight over a parking spot? How mature, this person is is desperate need of anger management classes!!
April 26th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Or desperate for some exercise. Walk that extra 100 feet,it isn’t going to kill you!