Duct-taped to a Tree
Chadron, NE
1:36 a.m. Caller from the 900 block of Chadron Ave. advised of a number of subjects in front of a residence across the street from caller’s residence possible starting a fight. Caller advised there was one subject who appeared to be duct taped to a tree. Spoke with resident who advised everything was ok and dispersed party. Resident was given verbal warning.
Found in the Chadron Record
April 28th, 2006 at 9:28 am
They must have found the owner of the shed and tried to teach him a great method of anchoring.
On another note - It would be fun to be able to vote for the stupidest towns in the US on this site. I’m sure Ber’s old hometown would be in the top two. When she left she took the town’s IQ with her. Now, instead of having a village idiot, they have a village of idiots (with the exception of Ber’s Mom & Dad, of course)!
April 28th, 2006 at 9:46 am
How can someone duct taped to a tree start a fight?
April 28th, 2006 at 9:48 am
Betcha the guy was a kicker.
An re: your sidebar, gdfunkrr, I’m thinkin’ that the other town on your list was just recently famous for it’s solution to the chicken and the egg question………… just a hunch.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:54 am
You are absolutely correct, sly!!!
April 28th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Ahhhhhhhh nothing like a little bondage to liven up a party!!!!
April 28th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I was thinking it might be a safer way of “babysitting” Tie them up! Why didnt i think of that? I had at least 3 trees for my boys, (scratches head).
April 28th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
The “tapers” must have learned that trick at my little brothers’ knee…they did that to a neighbor kid back in the 80’s.
And thanks for the vote of intelligence, gdfunkrr…I have 6 brothers and 5 sisters, most of whom have an IQ of over 130 (one sister has an IQ of 162). If any of them are reading this, here’s to you from your
“scatterbrained” sister.
April 28th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Don’t sell yourself short, Ber. High IQ and scatterbrain often travel hand in hand. Mine is over 150 (how far over? I’ll never tell), and I often cannot remember from one minute to the next what i am preparing to do, or what I need to do it. Of course smoking that whacky ‘baccy doesn’t help things, either.
April 28th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
For some reason, Mike, your words are disturbingly comforting.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Funny, Ber, I found them comfortingly disturbing…..
April 29th, 2006 at 6:40 am
…. Me too !
April 29th, 2006 at 7:12 am
Comfortably Disturbed…. Sounds like a good name for a rock band, or my memoir…..
April 29th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Comfortably Disturbed, sounds like a Pink Floyd song. But, if I have a vote, I’d go with the memoir title. I’d buy that for a dollar!
April 30th, 2006 at 12:29 am
you see…duct tape is good for everything! The whole front end of my aunts car is duct taped together, and it passed inspection!!!!
April 30th, 2006 at 9:02 am
I have a niece that made a purse out of duct tape it actually looked pretty good.
April 30th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I’ve repaird shoes with duct tape….they did’nt look too good! lol
April 30th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Believe it or not, I have actually used duct tape to repair a duct.
April 30th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
I have a feeling that the “molecular glue” that holds all matter in the universe together is somehow based on duct tape.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
Frankly, I’m not particularly worried by this.
May 1st, 2006 at 5:30 am
You must have a pretty nice car and new shoes,then, Al. Or have never had an overwhelming urge to tape someone to a tree.
May 1st, 2006 at 10:10 am
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