Perps Love Peeps
San Jose, CA
A man and woman sitting in a truck at the end of Roberts Road were arrested about 3:15 a.m. Tuesday after the woman was found to have an outstanding warrant for her arrest. Methamphetamine also was found in a purple marshmallow “Peep” under a nearby bush and the man and woman were determined to be under the influence of a stimulant.
Found in the Mercury News

April 29th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Purple Peep Pick-Me-Up Perpertrators Pie-Eyed and in a Pickle.
April 29th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
LOFL sly. Looks like meth does touch everyone. Even the poor little marshmallow peep….. I’ll never eat one with the same innocent joy again:-(
April 29th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
how many purple peep perps prevent prosecution by proposing pleas to police?
April 29th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
I thought it was purple pills for stimulants–not purple peeps. I’ve been lied to again!
April 29th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
So that makes a meth-head a “purple peep-le eater”? (groan)
April 30th, 2006 at 12:26 am
wow…purple peeps…i’m still trying to eat the yellow bunny peeps….I guess they would be easy to spice up!!!! ha ha ha
April 30th, 2006 at 3:37 am
You guys actually eat those things? Peep dueling only here
April 30th, 2006 at 9:41 am
You guys are too funny! On a more serious side, I’m guessing that a good defense attorney will have the guy off real quick but, the chick (sorry, I couldn’t resist) will have to spend time on the previous warrant.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:05 am
if they were so determined to be under the influence of the drug, then why didn’t they just eat the peep?
April 30th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
lmao!!! Y’all are so funny, omg… all this purple peep alliteration reminds me of peter percival’s pet pig named porky. And those of you that didn’t go for the consecutive array of similar consonants were too funny also. Y’all have outdone yourselves on this one!!! It’s great to be back… missed y’all.
April 30th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
yes I eat the peeps…only without the added kick…i uhhh kind of like to stay in controll…..even if that means I eat peeps willingly…he he
April 30th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Welcome back, leah. Missed your wry wit.
April 30th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Yeah, leah. We missed your wry wit and your ability to be a little bit of a ham. I guess that would make you a “ham with wry,” eh?
April 30th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
LOL, you guys! ham & wry… wit cheesy?
May 1st, 2006 at 5:26 am
Say “Wry wit” three times real fast.
May 1st, 2006 at 6:59 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
May 1st, 2006 at 8:10 am
I’m new to this site…just wanted to say…I LMFAO about this article…then I thought “I have teenage kids. Should I be laughing?” I thought about it, remembered that all four now hate peeps, then LMAO again!
HEY! MAYBE IF I KEEP READING THIS, I’LL LOSE THAT 10 EXTRA POUNDS? HA, HA! YA KNOW, CAUSE I’VE BEEN LMAO?
May 1st, 2006 at 10:29 am
…I personally hate those things, I didn’t think adults ate those thigs anymore . This is a new verson of drug induced munchies…
May 1st, 2006 at 11:10 am
I didn’t think anyone ate those things… I thought they were more like eye candy, and since they’re so light and fluffy, and have a half-life of a about kazillion years, I use them around the holidays as packing peanuts when I ship things to people who buy from me on eBay.
May 1st, 2006 at 12:12 pm
So that’s why those were in the package with my barbie coffin
May 1st, 2006 at 6:15 pm
What exactly IS Peep dueling? Does it include one playing a banjo and another squealing like a pig?
May 2nd, 2006 at 2:14 pm
In this case jul, it seems to be munchie induced drugs… And leah, is that why the marlinspike you sold me was all sticky?